February 2012
66 posts
Let's make Joe's face the most reblogged picture...
hickshit:
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
Biscuits & gravy for dinner. <3
“Who needs wire strippers when you have teeth!”
– Shit my boyfriends says, when he yells at me for opening things with my teeth.
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Yay I've completely stumpted the tech support guy...
Don’t you just love it when they obviously don’t know what to do and are just throwing guesses at you?
FACT: All LGBTQ are secretly cats in disguise....
Serenity Best Quote
Kaylee: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Mal: Oh, God! I can't know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.
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So, in addition to my desktop’s motherboard dying completely, now my special nearly $70 left-handed gaming mouse just crapped out. -_-
If it weren’t for the fact that Doro already responded to my bday party invite and the pictures of baby horseshoe crabs on Tumblr, I’d just want to crall in a hole and cry right now.
So I ran into Professor X today
oathovoblivion:
miiiked:
And I was like “dang yer hot bald guys are sexy” and he was like “lol buttsex now?” and then I looked at him and said, “…you read my mind.”
Watchliamdryden:
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angriestboy:
And now, with kids shows, we’re afraid to touch on subjects like death, divorce, and homosexuality, lest the parents phone up and throw a bitchfit. Television was educational not in that it taught us how to count by twos or what the word indigenous meant, but in the way it taught us life lessons in a way we were able to...
Making mulled apple cider
I’ve never had mulled cider before, but it smells SO good. I can’t wait. <3
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dftbaexpressions:
John, you knew this .gif was eventually going to happen.
So now I’m. making my mother’s dream come true’ and letting her take my and my boyfriend out to a bar for drinks.
All my friends growing up were jealous of me having the “cool mom”.
BREAKING: 9th Circuit Court Rules Prop 8... →