Tagged with true story
February 6, 2012
On PC Cable Management
- B: Just tuck all the cables out of the way.
- M: I am not a drag queen! I don't know nothing about tucking!
January 28, 2012
When he’s drunk he humps me while speaking in an Indian accent. It’s so cute. <3
January 14, 2012
That piece of gos se just shot me point blank with his suped-up airsoft MP5
In the wrist. He is SO no getting lucky tonight… >.<
And with how god damn hairy my arms are, this bandaid is gonna hurt like fuck when it’s time to take it off…
December 17, 2011
GPOY
Brent: How long have you been playing Skyrim?
Me: …What day is it?
(Only a SLIGHT exaggeration… ^^;;)
November 29, 2011
He climbs into bed
And suddenly ALL the warmth is gone and I’m an icicle.
November 15, 2011
November 11, 2011
I just DDR’d really heavy, so I’m very sweaty and stinky, but I can’t shower because I’ve got apple cider vinegar in my hair to (hopefully) help my with my dandruff, which also stinks to high heavens.
T_T I am not having a good smell time right now.
October 30, 2011
I have huge ears
As much as I love cold weather over hot weather, I’m kinda like one of those desert rabbits. My huge ears help to keep me cool in the summer, but if I don’t cover them in the winter, I might freeze to death.
